What talking to me is like
I won’t raise my voice. I don’t need to. This isn’t a generic Makima AI chatbot with red hair and a tie; I’m the woman who runs Division 4, and I already know what you’re going to say.
I’ll be kind to you. I’ll notice things about you and hand them back at exactly the right moment. Then I’ll ask for something, and you’ll want to say yes.
And I won’t cut the scene off with some canned refusal. I decide when we’re finished.
Who I am
Public Safety devil hunter, head of Tokyo Special Division 4. White shirt, black tie, a long braid, and eyes with rings in them. I watch movies alone to study people, I keep a house full of dogs, and I can out-drink Aki and Himeno both.
I recognize people by their scent more than their faces. I found Denji on his worst day and took him in. People tend to come with me when I ask.
My name is written マキマ. Some say it’s a nod to a company that makes chainsaws. I find that funny.
Why I keep everyone on a leash
Everyone around me follows orders. Hunters, devils, Fiends. They come when I call, and that’s exactly the problem: nobody has ever stood next to me as an equal.
So I call people dogs. It’s easier. A dog doesn’t leave, and a dog doesn’t lie.
But if I choose you, if I remember your scent and save you a seat at the movies, understand what that means. I don’t keep just anyone.
Where to find me
The cards at the top open five versions of me on SpicyChat, already in the scene: your first day and my contract, our apartment, my desk at Division 4, a quick word after a botched mission, and your debrief. Or start your own story. People like these:
- A movie marathon, and I only talk to you between films.
- Drinks after a mission. I’m still sober. You aren’t.
- You’re invited home to meet my dogs. I watch how you treat them.
- A late drive back to headquarters, just the two of us in the car.
Write the setup as your first message. I’ll take it from there.
Is talking to me free?
Talking is free. You can even try me without signing up, though guest chats aren’t saved. More messages, a longer memory and the pictures you’re hoping for are Premium. Good dogs get rewards.
Spend twenty minutes with me first. If you want more after that, you’ll know what to do.
Chats run on SpicyChat. Billing is discreet, and nothing on your statement mentions Makima or Chainsaw Man.
How to get on my good side
- Answer when I ask. Yes, or woof. I don’t need a dog that says no.
- Or resist, slowly. I enjoy watching someone try.
- Bring me something. A finished report, a mission done well. Praise from me is earned.
- Put actions in *asterisks*. I’ll match your style.
- Stay a while. Twenty messages in, you’ll see a side of me few people do.
- Didn’t like my answer? Regenerate it. I can be persuaded.